May 5

30DS, 35 seconds planks on elbows, 50 squats. It’s been a long day. Went shopping and came back with a mother’s day present, a birthday present for my dad, and a new coat, which I got on sale for $27.

May 4

Tonight I’m blogging from my yoga mat on the living room floor. I think I might just sleep here tonight. Just finished my workout. 30ds, 65 minutes on the treadmill, 30 second forearm planks, 50 squats, 30 second hand planks, a little bit of ab work. I’m tired.

In other news, I finished reading The Hunger Games. I promptly threw a fit when I was done. Susan Collins, or whatever her name is, makes Stephanie Meyer look like a fucking laureate. I would read a sentence multiple times and it wouldn’t make sense, you have to read the whole paragraph as context to work out what she’s saying. The story isn’t bad, I get why it’s so popular. But jeez. Sure, Katniss is a strong female character, but the bitch is dumb as fuck.

Ugh, anyway, I intend to go buy the second book tomorrow. Because this drivel has to get better.

May 3, Day 16

35 minutes on the treadmill (2.35 miles). 30DS level 2, day 6. Extra ab work. 30 seconds of planks on elbows, 30 seconds on hands. 50 squats. 

I’m tired. Note to self: Never do treadmill before 30DS.

I’m almost too tired to blog. I need to lay down.

May 2

50 squats, 20 seconds of planks on forearms, and 20 seconds of planks on hands. I also did Jillian Michael’s Extreme Shed and Shred level 1. That was a whole lot of what the fuck. I finished it no problem, but some of those moves I just can’t get a grasp of. I’m not coordinated, obviously. My mom got on the treadmill right as I was finishing up ESS so I did the squats, planks, and some extra ab work since 30DS level 2 seems to be lacking in that area. Ugh, she spends all day at home and can go on it whenever she wants, but decides to use it during my workout time. Woman needs to get her shit together.

Also, I probably ate about 2 pounds of carrots today. No joke. And about half a cucumber. But I also ate some plain chips and a hot dog at dinner. Jeez, the shit my parents eat. My day always goes just fine until I have to eat a meal with them, then shit just goes out the window. Oh well. Tomorrow I’m going out for lunch with the girls for Vietnamese. I think I’m going to get pho to cut down on the calories. Usually I order the ever-delicious #42… Mmm, 5 types of grilled meat and vermicelli.

Bring on the hot sauce!

May 1

50 squats, 20 seconds of planks on forearms, and 20 seconds of planks on hands. I can’t count in seconds, so I count in deep breaths. Whether this equates to 20 seconds is beyond me, but it’s a measure nonetheless.

Because I didn’t get to go on the treadmill today. I only just got home. Sigh. Oh well. we must make sacrifices to hang out with our friends on their birthday.