reppin' the buddah belly

Insanity Day 1: Plyometric Cardio Circuit

Yeah, I’m doing this again. I got good results with it, so I’m revisiting it.

Trying to work off all the shit I put in my mouth today. Snack days at work are terrible.

Also, I’ve started using Google Calendar to keep track of my workouts. It’s a lot easier than here, because my text posts get buried in all the reblogs and random text posts. I’ll post here as well, it’s just so that I know where I am and what I’m doing next.

Going to take a short break and then do SWSP L1/D4. Not happening. Too tired.

Insanity is a good substitute for straight up cardio, so I feel slightly better about myself.

We’ll see.

I’ve decided to start the second month of Insanity when I get back from vacation. I just don’t have it in me right now to jump around like a maniac.

Ran 3.3 miles. Gonna take a shower and do some yoga. Get my meditation on.

See you bitches never ;)

LOLWUT?

*focuses really hard, trying to relax abdominals after two months of learning to hold them tight constantly*

*finally gets them to relax*

OMG, DID I JUST GAIN 15 POUNDS?

That is the single most difficult, time consuming exercise. All for fucking breathing.

Fuck you, Shaun T., I can’t relax my abdominals anymore.

Insanity Pure Cardio and Cardio Abs. Did it. Fuck yeah.

Sure, I used my breaks to text a guy. But still.

This guy. Yeah. I’m pretty excited at wherever it’s going.

He came through my work, but I never got the chance to talk to him. So I creeped his file, got his phone number, and texted him. He’s happy I did it, I’m happy I did it. I definitely love everything I know about him so far, including his sense of humour. Because most guys I talk to are seriously lacking a sense of humour.

I’ve only been talking to him for a couple hours… It took a few messages to explain who I was and how I got his number lol. But I’m happy.

Don’t fuck this up, Kim.

My day started out shitty, but it’s certainly going to end fabulously.

Let’s do this. I guess.

Cardio… Recovery? Sigh, okay, my glutes are (not) ready for more squats, but oh well. Let’s do this.

Seriously, they’re like the only part of my body that is consistently sore after each workout. I guess that’s cool, building butt muscle. It’s no fun having a small ass, let me tell you.

Things I didn’t want to do today:

• Pure Cardio
• Cardio Abs

Things I did today:

• Pure Cardio
• Cardio Abs

Things I’m still going to do today:

• Life weights
• Take a shower
• Make Coconut Rice with Mango (Khao Niaow Ma Muang)

Things I was supposed to but didn’t do this weekend:

• Buy honey (I’ve resorted to brown sugar for sweetening my yogurt). Oh. And Hummus. I want hummus BAD.
• Pay car registration (OOOOOPS lol)
• Pickup maps for road trip

No running today. Gonna give my calves a break.

Made it through Insanity Day 16. No big deal. Now I’m going to vacuum (clean up my workout space lol), have a snack (greek yogurt mixed with vanilla soy milk, brown sugar, mint extract, and a crushed milk chocolate mini), and do yoga.

YOGA! I’ve missed you! See you soon, xoxo.

(I wish he would text me. Seriously.)

Pure Cardio and Cardio Abs done.

And now I’m not quite as tired as I was.

insanity wears me the fuck out. tomorrow is the rest day, not today. you can do it, kim. just put on your clothes and hop around for 40 minutes… maybe no treadmill. i don’t know.

all i want to do is text this guy i’ve been talking to, but i don’t know what to say to him.

CLEVER PICK UP LINES, ANYONE???

and my ex removed me from his facebook. that’s cool, i can still see that’s he’s still single.

Insanity Day 10. Kicked it’s ass.

Didn’t want to drag my ass across the treadmill for 70 minutes today, so I’m jumping rope. I did 10 minutes so far, but with a lot of trip-ups. I’m sweating so hardcore. I like it.

Just keep swimming :)